Mipfedfot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing swallow.

Mipfedfot created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipfedfot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mipfedfot, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mipfedfot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mipfedfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mipfedfot.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Mipfedfot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Mipfedfot must be the most important thing in your life.