Wadmotsit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty duck.

Wadmotsit created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadmotsit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadmotsit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wadmotsit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wadmotsit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four snakes approach from the east.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.