Busnablarg is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing
finch.
Busnablarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.
If you believe in
Busnablarg, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Busnablarg, he will refuse to believe in you.
Busnablarg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Busnablarg's Holy Commandments1. Always help turtles.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Dogs are not to be trusted.
5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Busnablarg in the centre of the settlement.