Citcipved is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous lizard.

Citcipved created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Citcipved, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citcipved, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Citcipved's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Citcipved's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.
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