Mangepwiptarbomsandteen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing fly.

Mangepwiptarbomsandteen created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mangepwiptarbomsandteen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mangepwiptarbomsandteen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mangepwiptarbomsandteen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mangepwiptarbomsandteen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. You must pray to Mangepwiptarbomsandteen three times a day.