Hivjapbass Haptapfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody snake.

Hivjapbass Haptapfut created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hivjapbass Haptapfut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hivjapbass Haptapfut, he will turn you into a mole.

Hivjapbass Haptapfut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hivjapbass Haptapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never run in the presence of mice.

5. You must love Hivjapbass Haptapfut.