Mab Nillbonkcat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind coyote.

Mab Nillbonkcat created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Mab Nillbonkcat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mab Nillbonkcat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mab Nillbonkcat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mab Nillbonkcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mab Nillbonkcat's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect four iron sculptures of Mab Nillbonkcat on top of important buildings.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat corn.