Jamflatnul is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest snake.

Jamflatnul created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Jamflatnul, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jamflatnul, it will make you grow a tail.

Jamflatnul's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jamflatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jamflatnul.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Always pray immersed in water.