Volquimbus is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil lizard.

Volquimbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volquimbus, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Volquimbus, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Volquimbus' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Volquimbus' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.