Volquimbus is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil
lizard.
Volquimbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Volquimbus, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Volquimbus, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Volquimbus' most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Volquimbus' Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not eat bread.
5. Do not wear yellow clothing.