Sabrutbess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate seal.

Sabrutbess created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrutbess, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sabrutbess, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sabrutbess' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sabrutbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing brown rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sabrutbess on top of all buildings.