Omingetbom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring hamster.

Omingetbom created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Omingetbom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omingetbom, it will turn you into a dog.

Omingetbom's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Omingetbom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Omingetbom.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always obey Omingetbom's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.
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