Vidgatcub is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, benevolent centaur.

Vidgatcub created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgatcub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidgatcub, she will curse you with boils.

Vidgatcub's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vidgatcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vidgatcub on top of all buildings.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Never think about stars.
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