Binfedkar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart zebra.

Binfedkar created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binfedkar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binfedkar, she will boil you in a big pot.

Binfedkar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Binfedkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Binfedkar's priests.