Tittagmis is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humane jackal.

Tittagmis created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tittagmis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tittagmis, it will come to you in dreams.

Tittagmis' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tittagmis' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tittagmis in the centre of the settlement.
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