Fobkensag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent coyote.

Fobkensag created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobkensag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fobkensag, he will destroy your home planet.

Fobkensag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fobkensag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.