Nulrangup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective chinchilla.

Nulrangup created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Nulrangup, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulrangup, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nulrangup's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nulrangup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulrangup.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
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