Wabgumboss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced goose.

Wabgumboss created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgumboss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabgumboss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wabgumboss' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wabgumboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing mauve corsets and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.