Vidhigstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain wasp.

Vidhigstaf created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Vidhigstaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vidhigstaf, it will think nothing of it.

Vidhigstaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vidhigstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not take Vidhigstaf's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Vidhigstaf loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about enzymes.