Bigkamban is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy bee.

Bigkamban created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigkamban, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bigkamban, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bigkamban's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bigkamban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never feed beans to hamsters while wearing trousers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never feed lots of limes to goats while wearing brown dresses.