Jabgarloop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy raven.

Jabgarloop created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabgarloop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jabgarloop, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jabgarloop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jabgarloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabgarloop.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick horses.