Flatdumvonkbim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody fairy.

Flatdumvonkbim created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatdumvonkbim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flatdumvonkbim, he will turn you into a mole.

Flatdumvonkbim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flatdumvonkbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Never feed gooseberries to mice while wearing green hats.

5. Never paint your chest red.