Ganbapbedkipflowyatbot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciless manatee.

Ganbapbedkipflowyatbot created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ganbapbedkipflowyatbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganbapbedkipflowyatbot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ganbapbedkipflowyatbot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ganbapbedkipflowyatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never feed aubergines to tortoises while wearing dresses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.