Rullxuctin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying rat.

Rullxuctin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullxuctin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rullxuctin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rullxuctin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rullxuctin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo sharks for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.