Carbidcimbestflisweghatfod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Carbidcimbestflisweghatfod created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carbidcimbestflisweghatfod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Carbidcimbestflisweghatfod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Carbidcimbestflisweghatfod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Carbidcimbestflisweghatfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Run away if six horses approach from the west.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about planets.