Bamsawgem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident yak.

Bamsawgem created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Bamsawgem, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bamsawgem, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bamsawgem's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bamsawgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bamsawgem on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Bamsawgem.

5. Always pray immersed in water.