Cipkambig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless fox.

Cipkambig created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipkambig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipkambig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cipkambig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cipkambig's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Cipkambig's name in vain.