Gupbabbess is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able fox.

Gupbabbess created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupbabbess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gupbabbess, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gupbabbess' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gupbabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupbabbess.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Gupbabbess.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.