Cemmob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident crab.

Cemmob created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Cemmob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cemmob, she will turn you into a duck.

Cemmob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cemmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Never wear blue dresses.