Dunkemcar Kingepmum is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate dragonfly.

Dunkemcar Kingepmum created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunkemcar Kingepmum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dunkemcar Kingepmum, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dunkemcar Kingepmum's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dunkemcar Kingepmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not chop down trees.