Renkopwon Ligwegfom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless badger.

Renkopwon Ligwegfom created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Renkopwon Ligwegfom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Renkopwon Ligwegfom, he will curse you with boils.

Renkopwon Ligwegfom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Renkopwon Ligwegfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Renkopwon Ligwegfom loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Renkopwon Ligwegfom in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Renkopwon Ligwegfom five times a day.