Yartflamgof is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented centaur.

Yartflamgof created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartflamgof, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yartflamgof, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yartflamgof's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yartflamgof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yartflamgof on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.