Gudhinhab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful wren.

Gudhinhab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhinhab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudhinhab, it will think nothing of it.

Gudhinhab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gudhinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing magenta dresses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.