Vidsitmad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind sheep.

Vidsitmad created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Vidsitmad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidsitmad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vidsitmad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vidsitmad's Holy Commandments

1. Vidsitmad loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Vidsitmad.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.