Arnfudfemfot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful hippopotamus.

Arnfudfemfot created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Arnfudfemfot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arnfudfemfot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arnfudfemfot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Arnfudfemfot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnfudfemfot.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.