Ceptafquartvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring fox.

Ceptafquartvog created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptafquartvog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ceptafquartvog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ceptafquartvog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ceptafquartvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.