Yarplogmet is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sapient capybara.

Yarplogmet created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarplogmet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarplogmet, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yarplogmet's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yarplogmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Put Yarplogmet first in all things.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Never feed garlic to eagles while wearing cyan kilts.