Quaggigfob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, wise eagle.

Quaggigfob created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quaggigfob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quaggigfob, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Quaggigfob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Quaggigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to snakes while wearing boots.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Quaggigfob's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.