Kimbammad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective jackal.

Kimbammad created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbammad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimbammad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kimbammad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kimbammad's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.