Gunveensas is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless newt.

Gunveensas created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunveensas, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gunveensas, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gunveensas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gunveensas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Pray towards the west.