Fodgomaf Cadbonkflow is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate crow.

Fodgomaf Cadbonkflow created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Fodgomaf Cadbonkflow, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fodgomaf Cadbonkflow, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fodgomaf Cadbonkflow's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fodgomaf Cadbonkflow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Put Fodgomaf Cadbonkflow first in all things.