Gudwonfunflab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient parrot.

Gudwonfunflab created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudwonfunflab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gudwonfunflab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gudwonfunflab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gudwonfunflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear green stockings.