Lintik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart swallow.

Lintik created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lintik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lintik, it will turn you into a dog.

Lintik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Lintik's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Lintik loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.