Hitsadbab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, staggering mink.

Hitsadbab created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitsadbab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hitsadbab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hitsadbab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hitsadbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.