Gatdan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Gatdan created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatdan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatdan, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gatdan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.