Passattig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, astonishing snake.

Passattig created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Passattig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Passattig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Passattig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Passattig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if eight birds approach from the west.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.