Artmumsom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent warg.

Artmumsom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Artmumsom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Artmumsom, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Artmumsom's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Artmumsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never skip in the presence of cats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about spacetime near porpoises while wearing red ear rings.