Monnatyat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless ferret.

Monnatyat created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Monnatyat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Monnatyat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Monnatyat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Monnatyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monnatyat.

3. Monnatyat loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about ants.