Bigarthun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong turtle.

Bigarthun created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigarthun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bigarthun, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bigarthun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bigarthun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to goats while wearing black jumpers.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.