Renartpad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless deer.

Renartpad created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renartpad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Renartpad, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Renartpad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Renartpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Renartpad first in all things.

4. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.