Hatgabxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous owl.

Hatgabxuck created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatgabxuck, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatgabxuck, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hatgabxuck's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hatgabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Hatgabxuck.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hatgabxuck.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.